The Evans Baby Legacy 7.1 Part 1

Hey everyone!! Welcome back to the Evans, if you still all remember them :P I’ve been slack in updating on them but I got distracted with another sims family xD

Anyway I won’t babble on because…THE EVANS ARE BACK! xD

Zodiac: I can’t believe I lost *sniffle* no one loves me!!

Just ignore him, he’s trying to make everyone feel bad by the fact that he lost to one vote :P

Zodiac: SEE?! You don’t even love me anymore!

Sunny: Beat that sucker! This face here is the one taking over! xD

Zodiac: Yeah….but good luck having the voice with you for the rest of your life, cause now she is changing the whole ‘legacy’ as we know it :/

Sunny: Whoa? Now she is gonna gimme crap and change the whole thing??!! Grr can this get any worse?

Zodiac: Yeah, she makes you go everywhere in a limousine!

Apparently Sunny is ‘normal’ like other people and LOVES limo’s :) Unlike Zodiac…

OMG! The butler is actually doing her job :O

Zodiac: Can we please focus on the more important task at hand?

What? The butler doing her job is a once in a lifetime event!

But he was right, there was an important task at hand, and it was Sunny, she looks way better now! Even if she is a full adult :/

Aries: Oh yeah baby!

You don’t know how wrong that looks and sound do you?

Scorpio: Ooooh!

*Shudders* I blame it on school, everyone has a dirty mind there :P

LOOK  OXFORD CAME OUT!! :D And is going to give himself brain damage….

Baby number 50! :D And isn’t he a looker? :P I LOVE his eyes :3

And Aries turned out to be quite stunning too! <3

Zodiac: I’m going to miss this wall more than I miss you, specially now your kicking me out!

But I didn’t vote in the poll :( I don’t want you to leave!

I sent off Aries and Scorpio with Zodiac so there would be more room in the house for future kiddies  

Aries: MWAHAHAHA! Now my evil plan can take place and you have NO control over me!

This is the part where we all go and hide under our beds now….

Guess the butler doing her job didn’t last to long huh?

Roxy: WAIT!! You mean she actually did something?!  

You are putting that cake in the fridge aren’t you?

Butler: WTF? Are you mad? This is my dinner!  

*Head desk*

Ainsley still comes around She’s a pretty cool great great great grandma!

Ainsley: SCORE! Now who says a ghostly grandmother can’t play COD?!

I forgot to mention, with Sunny winning the heir poll, her daughter, Sonya will be moving in as well, but she won’t be eligible for heir, even though I’m really attached to her :3

Sonya: Hey…..

Marshall: Uh…hi

Sonya: Well…this is awkward considering you banged my mother….

But do not stress dear readers, she will not be having a child with Marshall…thats just ewww….instead with this handsome fella

Landon: WTF?! How can a grandmother ghost be beating me in COD?!

Cause she is just that awesome!

Sunny: Please excuse that voice, she specialises in annoying people >.<

That I do  

Landon: Oh…I’d like to see you annoyed

Sunny: Well maybe you will

You’re just a pervy old cradle snatcher!!!

Landon: Don’t worry about her…I like ‘mature’ women

*Coughsheisn’tamilfwellnotyetanywaycough*

As I said…I blame  it on school

Seems Landon has a way with words….or he is desperate

**I would like to say a BIG thank you to Froofroo911 for making Landon for me! He has to be one of the hottest spouse submissions EVER!**

Landon: Please tell me you have a double bed at your place

Sunny: Oh yes….and a few need using

As you can imagine it wasn’t long before Sunny had her chunky hunk

Is it possible to have a crush on a sim? Like how some girls are with Bieber? Cause I love Landon :3 *Drools*

Landon: OH CRAP! I just did it with a cougar!

Sunny: I can  hear you…

Landon: MY LIFE IS OVER!

Mwahahaha! Its actually just beginning!

Really? Sculpting when your scared of all things? I thought you were a man…

Landon: Hey don’t knock it till you’ve tried it! You’ll be surprised by the amount of comfort you get when you pretend the clay is the person and you’re killing them

If I die….you know who did it!

Your ‘lover’ is killing you….

Sunny: What are you talking about?? I can still see my feet!  

Now to distract ourselves for cougars and future serial killers, I thought I would update you with all the kids from the previous generation xD

We’ll start off with Rayne *As seen above*

Soon after leaving the Evans household, Rayne fell pregnant with Dan Bama’s child, Christian

And had Jayden a while after that

As well as Daisey xD

However Rayne had gotten married to Steve Flower (When he was younger of course) and Jayden and Daisey were kids

Fern had Jerred after she had her first child, Latosha

She also had Perry, all her kids were fathered by Korey Ursine

Miguel was her first grandchild

Since he was Latosha’s son

Sawyer (No I didn’t name any of the kids) was Strike’s son :)

But for Strike, doing it with one woman wasn’t enough, so he knocked up another woman and she had twins, Cassandra

And Tarryn

As for Wave, turns out he actually did get married…but not that old granny

Instead he married this lovely sim named Hannah

They had triplets, Tegan being the first born

Brianna being the second

And Bianca being the third

But they went on to have one more child, a girl named Tamara

Shae also found his true love, Yvonne. She is Willow’s half sister…and he is Willow’s half brother….their fathers and mothers are different but they are somehow still related *shudders*

(This is what I was talking about Aspenchronicles )

Despite the incest happening in Sunset Valley, Shade had a son named Mario with his half sister’s half sister….

And now that leaves Flame…

And Ivy aka Roxy’s mini me

Ivy married this guy called Chase (Yes that is Flame in the background, before his makeover )

And Flame married Janet, all the spouse for the spare kids are actually townies, and I’m surprised they are half decent!